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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Sundry Jokes - 25

Q: What did the hamburger name her daughter?
A: Patty.
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Q: What do a car and an elephant have in common?
A: They both have trunks.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because they’re too heavy to carry.
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Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert?
A: Pi.
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