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#1 2021-10-01 00:40:02

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 27

Q: What starts and ends with “e” and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
* * *
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go MOO!
* * *
Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?
A: Multipliers.
* * *
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thanks, I prefer peanuts.
* * *
Q: What should you do if your teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Roll them back, of course!
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