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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 28
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they have honeycombs.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
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Q: Why didn’t the oven go to college?
A: Because it had a lot of degrees already.
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Q: What did the teacher do at the beach?
A: She tested the water.
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Q: What time is it when you have a toothache?
A: Tooth Hurty.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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