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#1 2021-10-05 00:41:40

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 29

Q: How did the boy react when his turtle died?
A: He was shell-shocked.
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Q: What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?
A: Make websites.
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Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vege-table.
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Q: What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?
A: Bookworms.
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Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and I, something smells.
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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