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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 29
Q: How did the boy react when his turtle died?
A: He was shell-shocked.
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Q: What’s a spider’s favorite thing to do on a computer?
A: Make websites.
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Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner?
A: A vege-table.
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Q: What’s a librarian’s favorite type of bait when fishing?
A: Bookworms.
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Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Between you and I, something smells.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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