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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 30
Q: Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
A: Because she wanted to make-up her mind!
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Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
A: Football.
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Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
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Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm.
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Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: Because it left the Windows open!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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