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#1 2021-10-07 00:42:06

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 30

Q: Why did the girl put lipstick on her head?
A: Because she wanted to make-up her mind!
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Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
A: Football.
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Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
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Q: What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A: A gummy worm.
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Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: Because it left the Windows open!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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