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- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 33
Q: What’s a bat’s favorite pastime?
A: Hanging out with his friends.
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Q: Where do polar bears keep their money?
A: In snow banks.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework please?
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Q: How do bears keep their den cool in the summer?
A: They use bear-conditioning.
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Q: Why was the clown crying?
A: Because he broke his funny bone.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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