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Jai Ganesh

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More Sundry Jokes - 36

Q: What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?
A: “Why the long face?”
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Q: How long should an elephant’s legs be?
A: Long enough to reach the ground.
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Q: What do you call a left-handed dog?
A: A south paw.
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Q: What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A: A door.
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Q: Why did the book join the police force?
A: He wanted to go undercover.
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Q: What did the students do when their shoelaces got tangled together?
A: They went on a class trip.
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Q: Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
A: Because they peel.
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