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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Science Jokes

Want to hear a Potassium joke?
K.
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Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.
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A photon walks into a hotel.
The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"
The photon says, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
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I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.
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Do you want to know how often I say element jokes?
Periodically.
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