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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 3

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
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Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"
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Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.
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Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter "m."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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