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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 7

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!
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Q. What can you give and keep at the same time?
A. A cold!
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Q: Why did the painting go to jail?
A: It was framed.
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Two old friends crossed paths after not seeing one another for almost a decade.
A: "What are you doing these days?"
B: "PHD."
A: "Wow! You're a doctor!"
B: "No, Pizza Home Delivery."
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Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."
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