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#1 2021-11-18 01:01:33

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 14

Q: What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
A: A jeweller sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
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Q: Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
A: Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Q : Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A : Because they can't afford new ones.
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Q: Why didn't the witch fly on her broom when she was angry?
A: She was afraid she would fly off the handle.
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Q: What do you call a wandering caveman?
A: A meanderthal.
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