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#1 2021-11-22 00:12:17

ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 16

Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on."
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Q: What was Ludwig van Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-na!
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
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Q: Why did the archaeologist's wife divorce him?
A: Because he was carbon dating.
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Q: What's a race car's favorite thing to eat for lunch?
A: Fast food!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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