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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 1

Short funny jokes - 1
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Paul: “I’ve got problems with mathematics.”
Michael: “Me too.”
Eric: “Yeah, that makes four of us.”
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Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there weren't even any roads during the Jurassic Period!
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Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?“
Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”
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A doctor asks his patient angrily, “Why did you send my bill back, unopened, Mr. Gunrick?”
Mr Gunrick explains, “But doctor, it was you who told me I must avoid any upsets and stress!”
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A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.
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What goes through every village, over mountains, crosses rivers and deserts and yet never moves?
A road.
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How many gorillas can fit into a car?
Eight.
How many chickens can fit into the car?
None, the car is already full of gorillas.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.