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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short funny jokes - 2

I looked at my crush while I was filling her glass with water.
The water overflowed and spilled all over my trousers.
She looked at me and asked, “What are you doing?”
I said, “For you, I will always give 110 percent…”
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How many ant-eaters do you need to change a light bulb?
None, they don’t do that.
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A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, "Exactly!"
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A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.
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A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?”
Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.”
Man: “Wow - so much! Isn’t it a bit expensive?”
Lawyer: “Yes, what is your third question?”
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Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.
She said no, on both occasions.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.