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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short funny jokes - 4

“Little Jonny, why did you put your teddy in the freezer?”
“I would like to have a polar bear.”
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You: I’ll tell you a joke!
Friend: OK.
You: Joke.
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When a guy says he likes girls with a sense of humor, he doesn't mean that he wants a girl to be really witty and funny.
He means he wants her to laugh at his jokes.
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Mother: Eat your bread.
Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread.
Mother: So you become big and strong.
Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?
Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.
Child: But I don’t like bread!
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A guy calls the fire department and yells excitedly: “You have to come, now, there’s a fire!”
“OK sir, but please tell us how do we get to you.”
The man asks, puzzled: “What, you don’t have them big red trucks anymore?”
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