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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short funny jokes - 6

Daddy reads some bedtime stories to make little Jonny fall asleep.
Half an hour later mommy opens the door quietly and asks: “And, is he asleep?”
Little Jonny answers: “Yes, finally.”
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An employee complains to his boss, “Sorry boss, but the salary doesn’t even remotely match the effort I put into my work.”
Boss nods, “I know, but we can’t let you starve to death.”
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What should you do when you see a spaceman?
You just park in it, man.
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The teacher growls at Little Johnny, “Is that bubble gum in your mouth?! In the trash can! Right now!”
Little Johnny, “The bubble gum too?”
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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I had a dream where an evil queen forced me to eat a gigantic marshmallow.
When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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