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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 20

Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
A: Because it was rated Rrrrr.
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Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A: I lava you.
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Q: Why is Snow White such a good judge?
A: Because she is the fairest of them all.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil up the tire. It needs more air.
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A prisoner was freed from prison and yelled: I'm free, I'm free at last!" and a kid replied "So what? I'm four"
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