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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 23

Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter "m."
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Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A chalkboard.
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Q: Why are hairdressers never late for work?
A: Because they know all the short cuts!
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Assistant: "Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?"
Boss: "Certainly not!"
Assistant: "Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding."
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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