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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 27

Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student: "A dead bird, sir."
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Teacher: "I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?"
Student: "The cow ate the grass, sir."
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Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?"
Jill: "Right there, ma'am."
Teacher: "Correct. Now, Jack, tell me who found America."
Jack: "Jill."
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Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.
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pamshaw

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Registered: 2021-12-07

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Re: More Miscellaneous Jokes - 27

1.       Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. "I froze to death. How about you?" "I had a heart attack." "How did that happen?" "Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack." "That's ironic." "Why?" "If you would've looked in the fridge, we'd both be alive."
2.       Question: What is the color of the wind? Answer: Blew.
3.       Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
4.       The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.