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- Jai Ganesh
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 32
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.
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Q: What did the beaver say to the tree?
A: "It's been nice gnawing you!"
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Q: What do you call a famous fish?
A: A star fish.
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Waiter: "Do you want any dessert?"
Teddy Bear: "No Thanks. I'm Stuffed!"
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Q: What does a clam do on its birthday?
A: Shellabrate!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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