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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 36
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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Q: Where do baby apes sleep?
A: In apricots.
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Q: What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?
A: They're both looking for a tight seal!
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Q: Where do you take a sick horse?
A: To the horse-pital!!!
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Q: Why are worms great at poker?
A: They have five hearts.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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