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Jai Ganesh

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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 37

Q: What did the doctor say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: "I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!"
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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
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Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast food!
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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender says, "We don't serve ducks here."
The duck says, "I'll pay you $20."
"Your money isn't good here."
"Then put it on my bill."
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Q: Why can't you see a Hippopotamus hiding in a tree?
A: Because he's really good at it.
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