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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 38

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
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Q: What do you call a bee which is always complaining?
A: A grumble bee.
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Q: What do dolphins have that no other mammals have?
A: Baby dolphins.
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Q: What do you call a deaf dog?
A: It doesn't matter; it can't hear you.
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Q: What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A: A Terror-dactyle.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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