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#1 2022-01-01 01:52:37

Registered: 2005-06-28
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 43

Q. Why are mountains not just funny?
A. They are also hill areas.
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Q: What is tall when it is young and short when it is old?
A: A candle.
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A man was involved in an auto accident.
A policeman ran up to the car and asked, "Are you seriously injured?"
The man said, "How should I know? I'm a doctor not a lawyer."
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Boyfriend: "ILY."
Girlfriend: "Can you please say the words? It makes it better."
Boyfriend: "I'm leaving you."
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered, "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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