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#1 2022-01-06 00:26:23

Registered: 2005-06-28
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More Miscellaneous Jokes - 48

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
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There are 3 types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't.
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If beauty was a drop of water, then you would be the Atlantic Ocean.
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How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark!
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Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money.
Both scared, they pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash.
Just then, one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill and says, "Hey, here's that twenty dollars I owe you."
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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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