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#1 2022-01-11 00:04:20

Registered: 2005-06-28
Posts: 35,523

Short Funny Jokes - 8

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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Q: Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?
A: The thief was spending less then his wife.
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Man- What would you do if I won the lottery?
Woman- Take half and leave!
Man- Well, I won 20 bucks, here's 10, now get out!
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Boyfriend: "ILY."
Girlfriend: "Can you please say the words? It makes it better."
Boyfriend: "I'm leaving you."
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.


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