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How do you know the ocean greets you? - It waves.
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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are.
He keeps holding her hand, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
The husband: “Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”
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My wife divorced me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler.
All I can think about now is how to win her back.
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I hate my mood swings.
They're great!
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The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.
I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest, or just offended.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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