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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 18

The boss asks his employee, “Why aren’t you working?”
The employee explains, “Sorry boss, I didn’t see you coming.”
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A Texan tourist stands under the Eiffel tower in Paris and looks upon it in awe.
“Amazing tower,” he comments to a French guy nearby, “how many barrels does it get out in a day?”
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The guy who gives out food at the prison canteen asks: “Eat here or take away?”
The prisoner frowns: “Not funny, Marlon! Not funny at all!!”
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Wife: “It’s our wedding anniversary in a week, darling. How do you think we should celebrate?”
Husband: “With a minute of silence.”
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I have one thing to say to the invalid who stole my camouflage army jacket: You can hide, bro, but you can't run.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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