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#1 2022-01-23 01:01:32
- Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 20
“I want to be an astronaut!”
“I thought they didn’t send monkeys to space anymore?”
“Exactly, so no chance of a visit from you then!”
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They say you can’t get a decent job without education.
But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!
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Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?
Do you smoke?
No.
Do you eat too much?
No.
Do you go to bed late?
No.
Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?
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When somebody makes you really angry, count to three.
When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.
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The phrase “We can still be friends” is like saying “Yeah, the dog died – but you can have it stuffed!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2022-01-23 08:39:51
- T897T
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Re: Short Funny Jokes - 20
That last one... just feels wrong
Forced purity isn't pure.
Good and Evil are different for each person.
I chose 8 9 and 7 randomly.
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#3 2022-01-23 12:48:15
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Short Funny Jokes - 20
That last one... just feels wrong
That's just an opinion. Just for fun!
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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