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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 34

I wish I could go to the Maldives again.”
“Wow, you’ve been to the Maldives?”
“No, but I wished it before.”
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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9 out of 10 voices in my head are telling me that I am too fat.
The last one is calmly preparing a bowl of chips.
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Why did Jeremy gobble up his homework?
He was told it was a piece of cake.
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A fat guy and a thin guy meet:
Fat guy: “When I see you, I’d think a famine broke out!”
Thin guy: “And when I see you, I’d think you’re the one responsible for that!”
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