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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 35

Did you hear about that kidnapping at school?!
I mean, that brat even started to snore!
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OK, enough! I’ll not be drinking any more!!
Not any less though, either.
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Waiter, I’ve seen your thumb dipping right into my soup as you were carrying it over!
Thank you for your kind concern, sir, but it’s OK, the soup is only lukewarm.
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Earth says to Venus: “You need to get some life!".
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Let’s all stop and give some thanks to our feet and legs for always supporting us.
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