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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 37

A well-known hunter was once asked if it was true that the jungle predators will never attack a person carrying a lit torch.
“That is true,” he responded, “but it does depend at what speed you are carrying that torch.”
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You stole my Microsoft Office and for that you’re going to pay.
You have my Word!
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When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day.
Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home.
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A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, “Is this some kind of a joke?”
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What does a crocodile say when it eats a clown? "Tastes funny somehow!"
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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