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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 34

Q: A man on a flat soccer field kicked a soccer ball 40 feet away. The ball came back immediately at the same speed. No one else and no object have been involved. The ball didn’t touch anything on its way. How did the man do that?
A: He kicked the ball up in the air.
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Riddle: I move at a tremendous speed, as fast as a car, and yet I’m always at the same place. What am I?
Answer: A ventilator.
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Q: I have 4 legs but never run. What am I?
A: A chair.
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Who lives an exhausting life?
The exhaust.
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Q: Do you know what you can hold without ever touching it?
A: A conversation.
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