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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 39

Q. Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
A: In a dictionary.
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Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?
A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.
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Q: What goes up when the water comes down?
A: An umbrella.
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Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?
A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.
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Q: What can you serve, but you seldom see eaten?
A: A volleyball.
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