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Jai Ganesh

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Short Funny Jokes - 41

Q: A man went for a horseback trip on Friday. He returned two days later on Saturday. How is that possible?
A: The horse’s name was Friday.
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Q: What’s got feathers but no wings?
A: Your pillow.
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Q: You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
A: A bed, a tooth brush, and a chair.
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Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
A: Your shadow.
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Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.
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God'splan

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Re: Short Funny Jokes - 41

Interesting.