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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 42

A: Who earns money without working a single day?
Q: The night watchman.
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Q: There are 10 birds sitting on a power line. A hunter shoots two of them, how many birds are left still sitting there?
A: None, they all took off after the loud bang of the shot.
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Q: What has a 1000 legs but can’t walk?
A: 500 pairs of pants.
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Q: Why do people build new houses?
A: Because it’s impossible to build old houses.
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Q: What nails are a pain to hammer into wood?
A: Your finger nails.
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