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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 45

A patient sobs to his doctor, "I feel like a pair of curtains!"
Doctor: "Well pull yourself together man!
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What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
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Would it be possible to cross an eel with an eagle?
Absolutely not. That would be eeleagle.
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A guy walks into a pharmacy: "I have extreme headaches, my belly cramps, I feel like I'm about to vomit and my back hurts like something tears the muscles apart. Do you have something?"
Pharmacists: "Nope, I feel fine."
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A doctor got angry.
He lost all his patients.
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