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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 49

What do snowmen do in their spare time?
Just chilling.
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My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?"
I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"
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Son to Daddy : Somebody’s at the door. He’s collecting for the district’s new indoor swimming pool.
Dad to Son : Ok, give him a bucket of water then.
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Jokes about unemployed people are not funny.
They just don't work.
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“Why is there music coming out of your printer?”
“That will be the paper jamming again!”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.