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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 57

I owe a lot to the sidewalks.
They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.
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Atoms are untrustworthy little critters.
They make up everything!
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What should a proper lawyer wear to a court?
A good law suit.
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It’s not nice making fun of fat people.
They’ve got enough on their plates as it is.
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When you get depressed in the middle of winter, just chuck some butter from your window.
You’ll see a butterfly.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.