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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 58

A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
Sadly, he lost his case.
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I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape.
Way past the time I got a new keyboard.
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If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?
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Somebody stole all my lamps.
I couldn’t be more delighted.
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My girlfriend bet me I’d never be able to build a car out of spaghetti.
She sure looked surprised as I drove pasta.
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