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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,395

Short Funny Jokes - 59

Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory?
Hundreds of soles were lost!
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Why are there so few schools in the jungles of eastern Africa?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
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Why does your dog run into the corner each time the bell rings?
He’s a Boxer.
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I just stepped on some Cheerios on the floor.
You can call me a cereal killer now!
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Once you contract an infection of the bladder, urine trouble.
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CurlyBracket

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From: Your Maths Textbook

Registered: 2022-01-03

Posts: 155

Re: Short Funny Jokes - 59

Why are there so few schools in the jungles of eastern Africa?
Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is the cheetah bad at hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted!

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