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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 69

Why did the guy store his money in the freezer?
He loved cold, hard cash!
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Can you name a city where no one ever goes?
- Electricity.
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What keeps going up and down but doesn't move?
- The temperature!
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Teacher: How come you don’t have your homework?
Pupil: I lost it when I was fighting this kid who kept saying you weren't the best teacher in the school.
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Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
He was scheduled for a tweetment.
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A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail.
He stands on the pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"
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