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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 73

Teacher: Class, this morning, we will have only half a day of school.
Class: Yaaaaay!
Teacher: We will enjoy the other half this afternoon!
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Raphael runs to his father and starts talking to him urgently, “Dad, dad…”
His father turns to him angrily and says, “I’ve had it with you constantly interrupting me. From now on you’ll speak only when I’ve asked you something!”
Raphael thinks for a second and continues, “OK dad, can you please ask me if you’ve forgotten to put in the handbrake and if your car is now rolling down the road?”
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What is the single most popular subject at a snake school?
Hisssstory.
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Little Johnny asked his mom: “Mommy, where’s Grandpa?”
Mommy replies: “Oh, my little boy. We’ve talked about this, remember? He fell down from a really steep ladder and now he’s in heaven.”
“Yeesh”, says little Johnny, “that must have been quite a bounce!”
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Mommy, do you know if God has to go to the toilet too?
No child. Of course not. What makes you think this way?
Well grandpa knocked on the bathroom door this morning and said: “Oh God! Please hurry up!”
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

MathIsMagical

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From: Encanto

Registered: 2022-03-05

Posts: 10

Re: Short Funny Jokes - 73

i know the 1st and the third joke

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,421

Re: Short Funny Jokes - 73

Okay, you know two of them. What about the others?

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

MathIsMagical

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From: Encanto

Registered: 2022-03-05

Posts: 10

Re: Short Funny Jokes - 73

great job on those then!

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call me a queen uwu cuz im cute uwu and im better than u guys uwu and i deserve to have a life uwu unlike u guys uwu and im smarter than u cuz i know that 1+1=2 uwu and i am glam uwu i love myself uwu i am galaxy girl uwu i am infinity girl uwu