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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 79

Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a cougar?
A: Trouble with the postman.
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What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites
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What kind of dog eats with his ears?
They all do.  I haven’t seen a single dog remove their ears before tucking in.
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What happens when you cross a dog and a cheetah?
You get a dog who chases after cars a lot – and actually catches them.
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What an amazing, clever dog we have, darling.
He brings in the newspaper every day, and we’ve never even subscribed to any!
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