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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 81

What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?
Two thousand dogs.
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What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog sleeping on your bed?
Quietly go sleep on the sofa.
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What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog eating from your plate?
Seek medical help.
You’ve been seeing too many 250 pound dogs recently.
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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?
[Don’t know]
OK, in that case I think I’ll mail that letter myself, thank you.
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What do you do when you see a rabid dog?
That depends on whether the dog has seen you, too.
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