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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 86

Emergency call at the police station:
"Please come quick. It’s a life and death situation. Our dog has become very aggressive. He might do something to me."
"Who is there?"
"The cat."
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Bob to Joe, "What the heck, Joe, I’ve just heard your dog meowing. How come?!"
"Ah yeah, that’s OK! He is just learning a second language."
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How did the cat get the first prize at a bird show?
Somebody didn’t shut the champion’s cage properly.
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Two cats are sitting in front of bird’s cage and observe a newly arrived green canary.
One cat says to the other, “It really is a strange color for a bird. Maybe he’s not ripe yet.”
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A woman sits in a diner. A cat comes in, buys a chocolate ice cream and leaves.
The woman is totally astonished, “Wow – that was unusual”.
The diner manager agrees, “That’s right. She’s never asked for anything else but strawberry before.”
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