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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 89

I had to get rid of the boyfriend.
My cat got allergic to him.
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When you arrive home after work, your dog will be extremely happy to see you and will lick your face.
The cat will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
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Q: What did the cat say when she was told the canary is off limits?
A: You’ve gotta be kitten me.
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Q: Why is it so rare to see a cat doing online shopping?
A: Because they prefer the cat-alogue.
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Q: What do you call a cat who gets her way no matter what?
A: Purrsuasive.
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