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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Short Funny Jokes - 91

Two tomatoes are walking across a street.
One of them gets run over by a truck.
The first tomato looks at the gruesome scene and says: “Well, life’s not a petting zoo.”
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Two milk cartons are sitting on a roof.
Suddenly one milk carton throws the other down and says, “That’s what you get.”
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How can you tell you have an elephant in your bedroom?
By the big "E" on his pajamas.
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What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of the green triangle!
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What is white and rolls up a mountain slope?
An avalanche who wants to get home.

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