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**ganesh****Administrator**- Registered: 2005-06-28
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Two fish meet.

One says: “Blubb”.

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Two sheep are sitting in a rubber boat in the middle of the ocean.

A nothing floats along and passes by the boat.

One sheep remarks, “Did you see that?”

The other one says, “No…”

First sheep agrees, “Me neither.”

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What does a skeleton say when he enters a bar?

BONEjour!

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What is green, small, hairy and has three white points?

Well - nothing, really.

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A man goes with his daughter in a forest.

“Look a mushroom!” points the dad.

The mushroom turns around and says, “So what?!”

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Two walls meet at the corner.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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