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#1 2022-05-04 00:11:27
- Jai Ganesh
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Short Funny Jokes - 94
Q: What happened to the pirate when his wooden leg caught fire?
A: He got burnt to the ground.
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What subject are pirates best at at school?
Arrrrt.
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What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands and two legs?
A beginner.
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To err is human.
To arr is seriously pirate.
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How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think so, therefore they arrr.
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